Obama-Biden: Joe Biden is the Next VP

Joe Biden is Barack Obama's running mate and will be the next Vice President of the United States.... feel better now? Didn't think so...

Let's cut to the chase:

Obama needs the following criteria in his VP:

- a white man

- a long serving politician

- a foreign policy stronghold

- a known but not infamous name

- a maverick to out-maverick Shorty McCain who's really just an asshole who can beat the system cuz his daddy and grandaddy were big military men and his wifey's a multimillionaire heiress...

We here at the Saccharinist believe it will be the Obama-Biden ticket -- that's right, Joseph Biden is Barack Obama's running mate....Start your horses gentlemen...