Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Red Rover Send Cheney Over

Quelle surprise. Karl "two chins are better than one" Rove has gotten away with lying to the grand jury about his involvement in the CIA leak case. It seems the special prosecutor in the case has a much fatter and arterially-blocked fish to fry: Dickless Shamey himself. Let's see what comes of that -- my bets are he'll cite the powerful-white-man clause, though -- you know, that invisible clause written into the US Constitution that says that even if you rip off a billions of dollars from innocent people, engage in illegal warfare or generally look and act like a primate, you can get away with everything in America as long as you're a rich white man (preferably a born-again Christian or an almost recovering alcoholic/racist).