Thursday, December 28, 2006

Gerald R Who?

At least CNN is good for one thing: as a link to a completely ludicrous "factual" report. Yes, CNN, along with a cacophany of other meaningless propaganda outlets (read: most of the mainstream press anywhere in the world where English ancestry prevails in the population -- hmm...I'll have to come up with something better once the Hispanics --bless them-- finally take over the majority in the US) has come out this week saying that Gerald "R for Reject" Ford was the only ever unelected President of the United States. Uh, no. That dubious honor was snatched two-fold by the current Resident of the United States, his heil-ness Herr Bushler.

Ford -- real name Leslie Lynch King, Jr. -- really accomplished only one thing in his life: outliving any other president in US history. Though, much like his presidency, this had nothing to do with achievement. The only true loss here is that little ol' Leslie was one of the few remaining people who knew exactly what truly happened to JFK on November 22, 1963 -- he was, after all, head (and, until 2 days ago, only living member) of the Warren Commission and decades later admitted to lying on some major facts in that commission's report.

One wonders what kind of "people" die without divulging useful secrets -- obviously, something powerfully sinister is at play here.