Monday, September 19, 2005

Bush Need to Pee Now

Why shouldn't anyone take the blissful chance to mock Der Bushmeister's most recent known foray into public ridicule? You see here the evidence taken by a conscientious (and most likely somewhat bored) Reuters photojournalist as Da Prez hisself handwrites a note during last week's 60th UN General Assembly meeting -- a message, I might add, of great urgency. "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" he begs of his boss, a.k.a. Da Leezza. I wonder what The Con replied to his request: "Hold it. And that's an order." Or something of that nature. What's the deal with these two anyway? Does the rabid Republican Texan via Connecticut actually harbor some feelings -- human feelings -- of affection toward this woman (if we may call her such things)? No doubt. Is he administered regular Estrogen treatments to avoid any uncontrollable urges as he works alongside his Bachelorette Boss? Almost certainly. Yes, go pee Mr Bush -- surely you have license to spill.